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Caged!

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Is this the new, standard-outfit prison uniform? If yes, where do we go to commit a crime? We’re up for some serious littering. You never hear about prison undercrowding or inmates desiring more cellmates, but with enough prisoners like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, we believe crime rates would…skyrocket. Think of all those busty women-in-prison movies you saw in the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s with such hot chicks as Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, Dyanne Throne, Tanya Roberts, Michelle Bauer, Pam Grier and Wendy Williams. Linsey Dawn McKenzie could definitely rule Cell Block HH. Even Ilsa The Wicked Warden wouldn’t have been able to tame LDM. You can see the title on the theater marquee now: The Big-Boobed Bird Cage. Or something like that. But don’t worry about Linsey. She busted out so she could shoot more pictorials.

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From Every Angle

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“Let it not be said that John Fox doesn’t get involved in the photos of me that we upload for the site. John came up with the idea to do something special for all you boob hounds out there, something that would showcase my most noticeable feature, and in new and interesting ways. Hence, the “From Every Angle,” idea.

John suggested this to Chloe, (whose site is looking fabulous, as well these days) and she absolutely fell in love with the idea. I think the only person who wasn’t absolutely thrilled was poor Peter, who Chloe told me got quite the workout shooting pics like these for her site. I can’t imagine that if you’re a fan of mine that you haven’t seen Chloe in some of the same magazines, or in either of our girl-girl shoots together. Chloe’s just fantastic to work with; maybe we’ll have to do another some time. I think if you get the chance, you should definitely compare our two “From All Angles” sets. Chloe’s site is as easy to find as mine-www.chloesworld.com. Then, you can decide which one put poor Peter through the wringer more! The poor darling was rolling around on his back, trying to get just the right angle, he had to keep moving his lights so that my boobs didn’t cast such a shadow that he was in the dark, all sorts of difficult, technical things like that. Not to mention having to lug his camera up onto the ladder, test a shot, see how it came out, change cameras, take more pictures, etc. I’ve said it before, it’s never all fun and games doing a shoot. But this time, I do think I had the much easier time of it!

The shots, though, really justified all that work. For all the pictorials I’ve ever done, I think there are shots here in this week’s upload that have never been taken of me before. I’m particularly fond of jpeg number 12, that one came out very nice. And, jpeg number 20 was also pretty interesting. It makes me wonder what it would look like if I ever tried one of those gravity-boot things I see at the gym where I work out. I think it’d be great fun to strap on those boots and get hung upside down, but there’s the rather unappealing threat of suffocating myself! You know, the WonderBra is very effective, but at my size, there’s not too much this side of steel mesh that’s going to keep my boobs in place if I’m swinging upside down. You should see what happens when I go to an amusement park! Once the log flume and water rides have left me in a wet tee shirt, some of those rides that spin you round about and upside down and all this way and that can really make my chest sore.

“Luckily, though, I don’t think I’ll ever have trouble finding a cute guy to give me a good chest massage if I need one! Let me know what you think of the pics, guys, I’d love to hear what your favorites are, and why.”

Take care,

Linsey

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Cat Burglar

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You may think your valuables are safe. Linsey will assure you that they are not. No flat is safe from this cat burglar’s claws. She’d steal the wool ball from a little kitty! It takes a thief to understand a thief so she remains at large, a shady figure known only in the newspapers and to the Larceny Squad as “The Flat Cat.” Boy, did they pick the wrong name! One night, in search of jewels, LDM goes out on the prowl and hits the apartment of some rich dame who’s out at a society fundraiser. It looks like Linsey has found a nice pile of swag in one drawer. And something even more interesting to her in another drawer. Maybe she’ll stick around the place for a while and try it out for size. No one will be home for a few hours and that bed looks very comfortable. She’ll strip out of that camouflage and get comfy. “I think I’ll have some time to satisfy myself,” Linsey says to herself. “I never take anything I don’t need.” She runs her wet tongue along the shaft of her filched treasure. “Tastes good. I’m sure they won’t mind if I have a little roll around in their bed.”

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No Simple Life

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British LinseysWorld members — if you get Living TV, you do not want to miss “I’m Famous and Frightened!” starting Friday March 12, 13, 14, from 9pm to midnight. Linsey and seven other British celebs will, as reported earlier, be spending the weekend at spooky old Chillingham Castle in Northumberland. Helen Orton of Scream Films, the production company behind this reality show says “The telephone number for people to call to vote for Linsey during the show is 09011 215 006. Part of the phone call revenue goes towards Linsey’s charity, which is Breakthrough Breast Cancer.” The following is from a LivingTV chat with Linsey early this week. The “Blue Boy” Linsey mentions is one of the more well known ghosts, a child, with a permanent lease at Chillingham.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Linsey: I think I do but I’m not scared.

Have any members of your family or close personal friends had paranormal or ghostly experiences?
Linsey: This one time my whole family got really in to doing ouija boards. That was freaky stuff. At the end we knew we needed to get rid of it so we smashed it up. The scary thing was it was found again and it was whole!

If yes, describe your emotions and any physical responses that you experienced before the onset of your encounter
Linsey: I just felt very scared, that is stuff you just don’t know the power of!

Have you ever been to an investigation at a haunted site before?
Linsey: No, but my best mate Jodie Marsh lives in a really haunted house that’s really freaky. I was going to stay in the room that they used to keep people before they were hung, but when we got back from a night out, I chickened out.

What’s the worst thing that could happen to you at Chillingham?
Linsey: That I get locked up in the pink room with the blue boy; I just don’t want to see any child spirits!

What is the bravest thing you’ve ever done?
Linsey: Bungee jump from 200 feet.

Are you psychic?
Linsey: Yes, I have a very strong sixth sense.

Do you consider yourself to be spiritual?
Linsey: Yes, I’ve got a book of spells that I have used.

If you could talk to the ghost of any famous person who would it be?
Linsey: Princess Di, what happened? Was she pregnant? Was she murdered? Was she in love?

What do you think of the other seven/eight Celebes taking part?
Linsey: I think they’re a great bunch and I am just looking forward to getting up to the castle and having a laugh.

How scared do you think you are going to get?
Linsey: I’m famous and NOT frightened! I’m well up for it. The only thing I’m freaking out about is the Blue Boy.

When was the last time that you cried?
Linsey: Yesterday- I just split up with someone who I was seeing.

How do you rate your chances of coming out on top?
Linsey: They won’t like me. I think I’ll get chucked out.

Have you ever seen a clairvoyant/medium?
Linsey: Yes I go and see a medium called Jasmine. She is fantastic and spot on. She even told me about this show.

Have you ever had your aura read?
Linsey: No, but I’d love to

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Garden Girl

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Yow! The terrace of a swanky villa adds some scenic splendor to the already breathstopping sight of Linsey peeling off her ultra-sexy two-piece outfit. Echoing this letter below, LDM does keep her clothes on –in some fashion–for most of the photo session.

Letters to LinseysWorld: “Hi, Linsey, Wow, I can’t believe how hot your solo sets still are. Not many models seem to manage your sort of longevity, and maintain that fresh feel to their photo shoots! I remember seeing you perform live in Newquay, about ten years ago. You are as hot now as you were then. Would be nice to see more location shoots and to be in your clothes longer as you strip (that’s how hot you are!). Keep up your excellent standards, a long time admirer, James.”

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Linsey’s 18th Birthday

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The British tabloids have dogged her since she turned 16 while the rest of the world waited until she turned 18 in order to photograph and publish her pictures. Now the cameras are with tender and fresh Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie on the morning of her 18th birthday. She parties with oil and silly string in a can. She bathes and showers. She shakes and gyrates in erotic dancing. The video includes behind the scenes footage of Linsey being body painted for the cover of the collector’s edition, December 1996 SCORE magazine, which was Linsey’s North American introduction. Her supple skin makes a unique canvas of flesh in the design of a mock tuxedo.

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Leggy Linsey

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A veteran LinseysWorld member logs in: “Dear Linsey: Many congratulations for winning the SCORE Model of the Year 2004 contest! I knew this was going to be your year, sooner or later justice finally arrives. I think that if there is someone who deserves being the model of the millennium it is Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie, the most beautiful woman in the planet earth, the real queen of queens. GOD SAVE QUEEN LINSEY! Sincerely, Roberto from Puebla City, Mexico. (LinseysWorld member since February 2003).”

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